The geek in me comes out:
COBOL
IF TEMP <= 35F
THEN PERFORM 200-TRAINER-SESSION
ELSE PERFORM 300-RIDE-OUTSIDE
JAVA
import java.util.Training;
public class Train
{
public static void main( String [] args )
{
Temperature temp = new Temperature( System.in );
System.out.print( "Enter a temp > " );
int temp = temp.nextInt( );
if ( temp <= 35 )
System.out.println( "Indoor Trainer Session" );
System.out.println( "Ride Outside" );
}
}
Perl
$outside_temp=32;
if ($outside_temp < 35)
{
print "Get on the trainer and pop in the Suffer-O-Rama DVD";
}
print "Get outside and ride.";
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1 comment:
This is hilarious! From a fellow nerd who just spent two hours reading all your cross race reports.
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